Teja's Favorite Movie Quotes

Hi there,

the following quotes are in my opinion the best quotes ever that make me laugh my head off every time I watch these movies:

 ‘’I don't want trouble in here. Two things happen to a man in jail. He comes out a killer or he comes out a Christian. Either way, I don't want him in here. ‘’ – Bartender, Dance me Outside

‘’Arnold got arrested, you know. But he got lucky. They charged him with attempted murder. Then they plea-bargained that down to assault with a deadly weapon. Then they plea-bargained that down to being an Indian in the Twentieth Century. Then he got two years in Walla Walla.‘’ -Thomas, Smoke Signals

‘’You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!’’ – Cartman, Southpark, It’s a Jersey Thing

Forrest Gump: ‘’Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?’’
Lieutenant Dan: ‘’I'm here to try out my sea legs.‘’
Forrest Gump: ‘’But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.’’ - Forrest Gump

Cop: ‘’Name?’’
Frank: ‘’Frank Fencepost.’’ 
Cop: ‘’Address?
Frank: ‘’Where do I live?’’ 
Cop: ‘’Yeah, where do you live?’’
Frank: ‘’I live where the land meets the sky. Where the eagles and the ravens fly free. I live under the sun and the moon.’’
Cop: [to Silas] ‘’Where do you live?’’
Silas: ‘’I'm his neighbor.’’
– Dance me Outside

Juno MacGuff: ‘’Ow, ow, fuckity-ow! Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?’’ 
Bren: ‘’It's called a spinal block. And you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.’’
Juno MacGuff: ‘’You mean I have to wait for it to get worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?’’ 
Bren: ‘’Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...’’

Stan: ‘’What the hell are you doing dad?’’
Randy: ‘’I am flying free with my beautiful butterfly wings!’’
Stan: ‘’Did you come here to help me?’’
Randy: ‘’I was gonna but, uh, this is fun!’’
Stan: ‘’Dad, you have to stop Mackey and bring us back to reality!’’
Randy: ‘’Butterflies have no concern for such things, Stan. I'm gonna go find myself some butterfly poon.’’
 - Southpark, Insheeption

Bill: ‘’Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?’’ 
The Bride: ‘’Of course he did.’’
Bill: ‘’Why didn't you tell me?’’
The Bride: ‘’I don't know... because I'm a bad person.’’
Bill: ‘’No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.’’
 - Kill Bill vol.2

Hope you enjoyed them:)

Lots of love,

Teja xoxox